Rum Cake

(This used to be a favorite with everyone where Glady worked, until they said you could be fired for a .4 alcohol level. - Larry)

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. Make a nice rum drink for the cook. Be generous with the rum.
  2. Preheat oven to 325° F.
  3. Grease and flour a 10" tube pan or 12 cup bundt pan.
  4. Sprinkle nuts over bottom of pan.
  5. Pour cake batter over nuts.
  6. Bake 1 hour.
  7. Cool, then invert on cake plate.
  8. While cake is baking, make glaze.
  9. Melt butter in saucepan.
  10. Add water and sugar.
  11. Bring to a full boil, and after a full boil continue cooking on medium high heat, stirring, for about 3 minutes.
  12. Remove from heat.
  13. Cool.
  14. Add rum.
  15. If the mixture hardens in the pan after cooling, add a little more rum, heat over low heat, and stir to return to a syrup.
  16. Prick cake top and sides generously. (Pretend it's your ex-husband.)
  17. Pour over cake. Use ALL of the glaze.
  18. If it doesn't smell rummy enough for you, sprinkle the cake with a little more rum from the bottle.
  19. If YOU don't feel rummy enough, take a few totts for yourself.
  20. Cake is best next day after sprinkling with a little more rum.
  21. Be sure to cover to retain moisture. The cake, that is.

Warning: Keep away from open flame.